You were wearing Google Glass shopping at Uniqlo.
I loudly made a smart-ass comment about how ridiculous you looked. If your video picked that up and you watch it later, I’m sorry. I’m not a total jerk, I just think those things look silly.
I was the guy in the background of the selfie you took in the middle of the sidewalk on Houston.
I hope you cherish our brief yet intimate moment together. Also, it was rude of you to not tag me on Instagram.